martedì 26 marzo 2013

Notizie da Lilliput 101: The Legend of the Crabfest


Around San Francisco there is a group of friends who get together year by year, decade by decade, to feast upon crabs.
As time has gone by, faces have changed: some new ones have showed up, faces of young and even very young, some others have gone missing; hair has been lost; life partners have either changed features or name and age; somebody has popped up with his own kids, maybe even with his kids’ kids, but the light heartedness of the beginnings has never burnt off.

At first, one, two three couples of bon vivant-to-be have discussed about organizing an event in honor of the yummy crustacean, carefully learning strategies, meticulously researching, willingly experimenting themselves.

As a necessary step towards success, four of them have jumped on the best car available at that time and rode to Baltimore, protean and evocative city, natural destination for all the marine flora and fauna lovers. A fleeting glance at the bay, the dramatic Chesapeake Bay, whose hidden treasures are certainly more attractive than its, though fascinating, orography; a plunge into the aquarium near the harbor, daydreaming to turn its very guests into some delicious food; a prolonged and fastidious inquiry into the local cuisine, mainly crab-based.

The meat and the claws still in their mouth and in their heart, the delegated have soon come back home, their mind full of proposals and awesomeness, their spirit loaded with enthusiasm and warm feelings for the nice little animal.

On the road they have long talked, spoken on and even fussed about the organoleptic properties of the religiously enjoyed food, before reaching a vague agreement.
They have blamed each other for flattering crabs or for loathing them, in the latter scenario helped by some world-famous literary characters slaughtering them; they have offended each other and then made peace; sometimes, they even feared and quivered for their own friendship that, nonetheless, has been stronger than any ideological differences.

Back with the two of them left home to compose some kind of future, hypothetical symposium, they have discussed altogether, in a happy chaos of voices, and then pitched the guide-lines of the first, thrilling banquet.

So they have polished silverware, starched curtains, aired rooms and hallways because of the Big Day, because of the important moment. They have patiently waited for the right time to fish crabs in a sort of cloistered fasting and in a colorful mess of recipes and recipe books from all over the world, scattered amidst fine-linen, cotton or paper tablecloths and napkins and country and blues LP’s accurately picked for the Coming of the Carapace and his promises. 

Once celebrated, in the end, with bellies, eyes and noses full of flavors and aromas, they sighed with relief and loosened up, made fun of the past misunderstandings and, dearly hugging one another, whispered dreams and hopes for the next gathering to come. 

E.M., Santa Monica